People actually use Classmates.com?

Since 1993, I count 3 exceptions to the elite QB rule: Eli Manning, Dilfer, and Brad Johnson. Every other winning quarterback is (likely) going to the Hall of Fame.

So, who will be getting the chance to appear on the Bachelor this time?

Hilary Banks! Will you marry m...

Sure enough, the Bengals demonstrated how fragile a three-point lead is. Following the field goal, it took the Jaguars all of three plays to score a touchdown.

Rihanna and the Irish? It's the nexus of the spousal abuse universe.

Six beers each?? How did you manage such a manly feat, Yosemite Sam?

Weren't we just told to embrace vagueness?

So after overpaying for the tournament coverage, then taking 10 years to finally put all the games on TV, CBS parts ways with the only announcer anyone likes. Genius.

Know what we need? Hammocks.

Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Scheider.

Fine, then you don't get the cab fare.

Looks like they're both suffering from Heat Strokes.

He just has PTSD from all those years with the Pirates.

I see what you did there, Jack-in-the-Box.

Hi Wayne!!

I give you... Gayn****rs from Outer Space.

Thats not so bad. Gorgeous George was out for MUCH longer.

Brent "One Punch Machine-gun" Johnson didn't win last night?

"Secondly, that I could give people hope."