You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

People who pronounce “milk” as “melk”...the worst or the absolute worst? Discuss.

We real cool
We left school
We lurk late
We strike straight
We sling fin
We spawn again
We jazz June
We die soon

Open mic night at ChuckECheese. Pick a date.

Don’t lie, you’ve never been invited to a dinner party.

THAT PIECE OF WHITE TRASH THINK HE’S A MAN FOR POPPING A BONE BACK IN HIS WRIST! LET ME SAY IT, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY SCOTT STEINER IS A BIGGER MAN THAN THAT GUY WILL EVER BE, BECAUSE I POP MY BONES IN ALL MY FREAKS! THAT’S WHY IM FREAKZILLA, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME BIG POPPA PUMP, AND I’LL SHOW THAT PIECE OF CRAP…

To be fair, he’s no stranger to popping a bone in.

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

Yayayay!! I'm so excited!

That pretty much sums it up.

I’m not ambivalent, because I’m not idealistic. I know this election is between Major Regressive Asshole and Hillary. Hillary all the way.

Hey, I’ve got that on my car. People have been asking where they can get one, and I live in a very republican town. Maybe there is hope yet.

YAAAAS

Fuck. Yeah.

I’ve had this for years. Finally!

Let’s go!

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

Honestly, we’re kind of screwed either way, just less screwed with her. So, whatever.

Sustained!

I hereby find this baby to be guilty... of being SOOOOOO CUTE!!!