His New Girlfriend....He’s really bi-sexual.

Bitch makes me want to do whatever the fuck she want’s me ta do.

LMAO!!!!!!

Maybe...just Maybe.....Her Daddy/Mommy (bruce/belinda) seduced her...oh my plastic baby jesus....hell,fuck, shit and damm.

Damm.....I’m opening me a fucking cross-stitch mall.

Ok...can you shoot a Glock 42.....I do a mean cross-stitch.

I beg to differ.....Amy Adams has the best bitchin ponytail in town.

Can you handle a Glock 42......I can cross-stitch, if you can shoot My Ex’s new whore girlfriend.....right on her nasty pussy.

This is exactly what happens when Parents turn the Baby Monitor off way too soon.

Bartenders Guide for Dummies.....

Enemies are so stimulating........

Enemies are so Stimulating..........

I called the phone number....Al Sharpton answered.

Dem tiddies and dat ass over younder...

1930 Vintage Maybelline Cake Mascara.

Maybelline.......Vintage Cake Mascara, ebay $13.00

White Horse, by Laid Back.....keep smiling album (1983)....." if you wanna ride.....ride the white pony.

Calling in to the fucking boss from another planet..... Sorry I can't come to work today.....I have to take my VW Bug to the repair shop.....the only shop I could find was by the beach, I may be here all day (light bulb needs replacing in the trunk) new bulbs are so hard to find.......I'll be just fine, I have my…

Grow up.

Hippie/ LA Flower Child here........profiling is not necessary.