Bought 365 bottles of Grand Patron Silver Tequila, a Blue 5- position Tommy Bahama Beach Chair, planted 22 Dwarf Key Lime Trees......sat My Ass in the sand and watched the sun go down on Me.

Hold on.... I'll go ask my Gardner and My Pool Boy.

Only if you know how to turn it on.

I want one too......

I'm wondering if the new house has a nursery for kylie's future Step-Son... king cairo....he's only 3 years old, I'm sure kylie will let Him play with some of her toy's.

It's all Good...Your Child will grow up to be a smart one, I'm not so sure Ky-Jelly can even spell the word smart.

I don't trust a Man that doesn' trust a woman.

I love Me some Louis CK.

Hairy Lobster.

Maybe She fucked it to death.

No Clarified Butter Needed........

Perhaps they are not Stars in the Sky........but rather openings in Heaven........where the Love of our Lost ones pour through and Shine down to let us know they are Happy. Here's to your Sweet Aunt Gerri and Uncle Johnny....Dance on.

Lot's of Good live Music, Premium Hard Liquor, Beer's from around the world, Wine from Chile and Italy, Heavy H'ordeves.....Large amounts of illegal street drug.

Alabackwards!

No more Commercial interruptions.....Goddamit I'm so sick of this Shit, I think...ABC...CBS...NBC..Fox,...CNN...ESPN...has enough Fucking Money.

Fucking Dead Man Walking........

Or 50 Cent's.

Rumor has it....She did some wild and crazy shit for Fifty Cent.

Groovy..Luv that Song Vagabond: by Wolfmother...... *Lyrics*....Put her on a mansion on top of a hill...please don't make her do the things against her will....la la la de da.

I'm sure at some point we've all had Purple Nipples (ruff drunk sex) and I wish some days I had two Vaginas....you know....one for Small-Med...one for Large-XX Large.