My grandpa only had one arm. He never let it stop him from doing anything though, which was horrifying.

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

I'm not trying to clown Derrick Rose

Man, he really needs to learn the American way of using code words such as "scrappy" and "natural athlete".

But was Mike Carp the first choice to play Woogie?

Currently still playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood (judge away, I don't care)

Parents became suspicious of Sandau's views when he started awarding gold stars to the team's worst, least coordinated players.

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

I mean it can be, but it's a bit redundant, don't you think? Your second and fourth clauses are essentially saying the same thing.

The last photo is easily the best one.

I just realized that Dan Uggla is going to get a World Series Ring...

The sad offside signals from the two defenders are excellent.

Yeah, and I accidentally slipped on a banana peel and fucked my neighbor's wife this weekend.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

keep on doing your thing marlins man.

get this right..... the royals were very very very nice to me when they approached me. They told me the owner was very very upset. The conversation was great but then denied to have occurred by royals. After I produced pictures of the event occurring. ... then they said I hated the marlins and that I only wear…

Oh c'mon. It's UFC, the blood was fake.