Oh, it won’t go away for a while. There’ll be followup articles about Snyder stans throwing hissy fits about the negative critical reaction; articles about how many people ostensibly watched the Snyder Cut on HBO MAX; articles dissecting weird moments and easter eggs; at least one For Your Consideration article…

It feels like a lot of people have lost or abandoned the ability to differentiate a joke that is about a subject from a joke at the expense of a subject.

don’t worry though, the scene where he gets raped in prison will be in the Snyder Cut

Covid reshoots are why we had less Darcy; she was off filming another show and couldn’t make it.

Wow that guy seems like a fucking jerk.

Sam Worthington.

“Garsh, maybe all those democrat state party headquarters do align into a pentagram when you run a string on a map like that, huh-hyuk!”

I think it’s also a bit of a snake-eating-its-own-tail situation, where being criticized by trans people and their allies makes her upset and defensive, and this just reinforces whatever crap she’s reading on TERF websites about the evils of trans activists. And every time she says something she gets criticized more,…

Settle down, Hufflepuff.

Correction: The author of the Harry Potter series is not J.K. Rowling, it’s J.K. Simmons.

Seriously. Her “didn’t know the restrictions weren’t lifted” excuse is complete trash. Even if there weren’t restrictions or a lockdown, did you really think it was a smart idea to throw a party during a pandemic? I haven’t left the house since last March. Haven’t gone to a salon since last year or anything besides…

God, how I hate this movie. You take a dozen of the best actors of that time period, place them in a story that serves basically as a battle royale for them to do their thing, and the results are sitcom-grade fuck-all. I watched this dogshit in the theater and realized about 20 minutes in that everyone involved was…

Unable to conjure a single one of their names, however, she mutters something about how there’s “some I would not mention right now because they should stay in their lane,” which, what?

Don’t be so fucking stupid.

I’ve seen backlash against independent directors for taking big-budget film offers before (most recently Chloe Zhao for the Eternals), but this is the first one that has legitimately disappointed me. I think the director is just so good and the concept for the material so creatively bankrupt that I find it difficult…

I don’t need this, but I do need Barry Jenkins making more films, so if this gets him paid and the freedom to make other stuff then it’s a win. Hopefully he doesn’t get entirely swallowed up by the soulless blockbuster machine.

“When asked, Courtney will vocally enthuse about her support for Geraldine Ferraro, though the $20 accessory pack will include her 1984 ballot with a straight Republican ticket clearly marked.”

You fuck it, like a proud, non-bracelet-wearing man.

I think we need to set proper expectations for our kids that’s why I’m writing a book called “Listen you little shits, Daddy has been entertaining you ungrateful monsters since 6 am. Daddy needs a cold beer and a hour of daddy video games time. Shut up and go bug your mother for a while”

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