Hunter Strickland put on those white cowboy boots, went to the bar, and used the pickup line. "I like my women like my ERA..18.00"

Jared definitely looked more ham than cunning, on this one.

We may find it corny, but the Raiders are furiously taking notes on how to keep the ball out of Manning's hands.

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

I'd offer one mild correction. It's true that this is probably the most vitriolic case of unexamined privilege we've seen in a long while, but the double-bind is that even though these are straight white males, they're the straight white males who are at the bottom of the totem pole. They're nurds. This is why…

0:32: JESUS CHRI... Oh, that its tail.

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

Love in the backseat of a van getting ruined by poor timing: the story of my prom night

Internet commentator: "How dare that man not give 100%! Blah blah blah, rabble rabble (posts while at work)"

That'll teach him to dog it on the field.

Sorry, Tom, but this actually shows how out-of-control the violence is getting in two-hand touch football. WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN!!

The misogyny, while dumb, isn't even the worst part of these photos. The bros watching the games with baseball gloves on and shit are an affront to humanity as a whole.

Roll on (downhill), you bears!

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Great stuff. Say, any ideas on alternative reading for this sad article?

His full comments are even worse: "I don't know if he had a concussion or not, I don't know that," Hoke said. "Shane's a pretty competitive, tough kid. And Shane wanted to be the quarterback, and so, believe me, if he didn't want to be he would've come to the sideline or stayed down." (Via mlive, emphasis added)

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

They should suspend him without pay.