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I'd just like to say as a woman, and a faithful Deadspin reader and sports fan, that the vast majority of commenters here throughout this debacle have been insightful and dare I say, enlightened.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

The reason they didn't show the Poles' occupations is because they are all light bulb changers.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

You're a moron.

I've always thought that the problem is the baseball season is just too damn long and too many games. The season is six months and then tack on the playoffs. there is 162 games, so no one game feels like it is that important, which means collectively no games are important, which means you follow the team far more…

My girlfriend has the same tick. However, I stopped a few weeks ago when she nearly broke my orbital bone with a vicious elbow to the face.

Other fun glitches include Carson Palmer completing a pass.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

Leave it to a Christian school to start off with a big return

"Plunk her in the spine." -Kirk Gibson

"Little Girl Gives No Shits About Strasbourg's Warm-Up," is the most sloppily composed article about Eva Braun's reaction to the annexation of Alsace that I've ever read.

After all, with 30 seconds left in a meaningless preseason game, how many people could have actually been listening anyway?

In defense of the blind draw, it's damned near impossible for either team to score if they can't see.

For a moment there, I thought this was referring to the musical.