This is oozing so much class. So very Missouri to let the white guy take multiple shots until he hits the target dead on.

Now that the case is over, Kluwe can go back to his new career: lead singer for his newly formed Creed tribute band.

I guess he'll be seeing jail time Sooner than he thinks.

"Don't draft this guy."

Screw you, man, I'm a smart guy, too! ;)

Having played poker full-time for years, it is, as they say, a hard way to make an easy living. It does tend to encourage (for me, at least) some unhealthy behaviors, and you find yourself spending a lot of time with horrible degenerates whom you would otherwise avoid (except the degen gambler is your bread and…

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

Great googly moogly..

It would be linsane.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

And here it is reversed:

Hard-boiled Egg Harbor detective looks to crack case.

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

Why is she freaking out like this? Her baby brother's already ugly.

You really have to have sympathy for the favela

I actually have a Bronson Arroyo story, which even looks as ridiculous as it sounds.

That's really funny. First of all you as a person do not finish shit unless you are about 80 years old and actually fought in that war. Second of all the history of US wars since WWII is one where the US start wars and do not successfully finish them all that much. But since you are writing about the biggest…

The first poster shares how he was approached at the airport by one Michael Borovetz

Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It's so incredibly campy that you can't help but applaud how much fun it makes of itself.

#NotAllGungans