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Probably because she's a lesbian

Andres Galarraga

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

"Strike"

It's not clear if he's reacting with joy to the time or, more likely, the +4.2 wind reading that rendered it ineligible for records.

Catholics don't object to evolution or dinosaurs, you're thinking of evangelical christians. Now if a kid was pitching, for a change, that would be ironic.

Clever hurl.

A clip from this is shown in the introduction of Colbert's Sport Report bit. I always wondered where it was from...

Since it's newsworthy that someone can play video games with one, I guess video games cause them.

Things got really crazy when the Loons and the TinCaps began accusing each other of conspiring to set the geyser off for reasons that made no sense to anyone else.

Were the crab legs told how miserable life would be for them if they pressed charges?

Maybe this was just a really terrible Jaime Lannister/Bran Stark cosplay.

Abe Vigoda Cos-Play

He still handles race better than Donald Sterling.

I hear that zone defense analogy all the time, and it's amusing and all, but I recently heard a much better analogy from a coworker. He said that really, you just keep playing man-to-man defense and at all times one kid is just dunking on your ass. Not always the same kid necessarily, but there's always one

She went on to set more world records, including the longest backwards walk in history. Each year in spring, she attempts to break her record, but she's of course now in her early 70s and doesn't have the endurance she once did. Still, it's a heartwarming scene. That's why I say, every spring, may April march

I, for one, am shocked. A 22 year old sophomore?

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"

Pollock is a fish. Polack is the slur.