Thank you for agreeing.

if it stops gawker from changing the kinja layout again, i'm all for it.

+1.6482 above replacement joke

In a twist on an age old marriage ritual, Sacramone made sure that the garter was intercepted and returned for a touchdown to officially become a part of the Quinn family.

Toe-sucking aside, I'd like to play my girl card and ask, somewhat baffled: This is what these guys wore to a wedding?

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

What is wrong with trying to sell merchandise? A professional sports team is just a business. The point of running most businesses is to make money.

I am Canadian.
I love hockey. I know that it is an aggressive game with lots of body contact, checking, aggressive moves and that there will be injuries.

Just another example of the thug culture that permeates white-dominated sports. Where are Bill O'Reilly, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and the like in condemning this violent, anti-social behavior? Oh sure, they're happy to talk all day about how much the white man is a victim, but when it's white men abusing other white men,…

there was no way to prevent what happened to Kevin Westgarth

You're right. All the people on the ice were 100% powerless to stop what was predestined.

I don't think Snap is going to email you with that kind of attitude.

[York, speaking with press] "Cleveland pleated and pleated with us, but we thought they were acting too khaki for their own good, so we hemmed a bit before we flat turned them down."

"Don'tcha hate it when that happens? One Duke loss and everybody goes crazy."

Because it is never, ever cold inside a building during the winter.

He probably will go out like Michael Jordan - weak grounder to third, swinging at the first pitch.

How certain is the writer that Derek Jeter is dead?

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Woman: Here, to prove you're really Dwight Howard, make this foul shot.

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

"SEE?!?"