In an ironic twist, the elevator actually has better bathroom facilities.

too many goddamned typefaces

This model is shit until it's been tweaked to fit my preformed opinions of who is awesome and who is not.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

The NFL is just doing what any other tax-exempt trade organization would do to promote its industry: suing anyone who speaks about it.

This Man Crashed His Car Into A Building. You'll Be Amazed At What Comes Next.

"Medea Day was a blast!"

"Wow, they did it!"

"Lol. Tried to do my daily chores and cleaned out the campfire. Went and dumped the ashes. Alls good right? Nope. Set the town on fire! Ugh"

If by sabotage you mean helping out more sick kids, then yes, it is indeed sabotage.

Anthony Richardson again plays the role of a sportscaster with zero knowledge of the game,

Guess what?

His first thought? "It was a feeling of 'Get back on defense.'"

Kids are also Wade-ing, where they remove all the cartilage from their knees, only show up to 50% of the school days, and stay in class after all the other kids have left to argue grades.

I sincerely wish I could go back to high school and do this.

USC has that "Never Again" poster in their locker room too, only it has Lane Kiffin's picture on it.

do you know what would make this sad solo masturbatory experience even better?