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At least he was casual about it. Unlike women, who always have to make such a big production out of ceilings.

No snark on this one. That was awesome.

Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...

"Moving the chains" is unacceptable nonsense?

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Jon, I just took over the Redskins and I might be in a little bit over my head, I need some strong football acumen about this QB situation...what do you think of RGIII?

One of my favorites:

I really like this, if only because it makes Ken Gurnick sound as rational as someone who thinks we shouldn't have cured polio.

This probably isn't the ideal way to let you know after all these years, but I survived.

Take that back.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

So Jack, give me your credentials as a geophysicist.

Once again, Deadspin uses a grossly misleading headline. The game is still in the 1st quarter; it is irresponsible journalism to make it sound like this play will be the summary of awful Jets plays today.

What a coincidence, your wife and I had sex twice this year too!

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It's okay, Gamera is really neat. He's full of turtle meat.

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

What's your twitter handle? I'd really like to follow for more awesome commentary.