[Considers saying something in response]
[Decides against it]
[Considers writing something in response]
[Decides against it]
[Considers asking a question to clarify "idiot on the court" assertion]
[Makes inaudible Yale joke instead]

Supreme Court Justice joke on a sports website predominantly geared towards dick jokes

less common variation of the Idiot On The Field phenomenon: Idiot On The Court

Sure, now we got 4 W's. That fuggin' kid ain't nuthin' but a gloreeeee boy bandwagon jumper!
- The Only Two Real Diehard Jaguars Fans in Existence

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

Machete? I would think a Florida State fan would have been sporting a rapier.

"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

I approve of drinking all of these. At the same time.

Actual Phil Ball self-defense, from comments there:

Because he kills people, I get it!

Richie Incognito

Baseball gets propped up out of sympathy.

Do you think it's odd for a sports talk show host to have a fascination, some might call obsession, with a star player such as yourself?

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?

It's not that bad, the Ukraine has seen worse meltdowns.

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.

Romania will have to bypass Greece's ridiculous defense to make Brazil.

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.