Am I the only one who really wants to see that X-Men/Mike Tyson sketch?

"Jesus! This guy's defense is INCREDIBLE!"—J. Harden

Real men will find this incredibly hurtful due to the absence of a "no offense" qualifier.

Because offending people is totally the way to mend things between minority groups, since there are, and haven't been issues in the past...right?

Glad you added that injury in life is 100%. There is no rhyme or reason. I have been diagnosed with ALS. Love your family and friends, do whatever gives you joy. Fuck the rest.

LOL. No, I totally meant Family Circle. Publish an entire magazine for my amusement and you will get that dollar.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

I really should have gone with "Actually, filming a Kennedy shooting wasn't that hard."

It is so surprising to learn that a man whose greatest accomplishment in life was being born into money, lacks patience, civility, and general business acumen.

So he's only half-racist.

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

In an incredible display of team unity, the entire defense followed Kubiak's lead and collapsed in the second half.

Come on, Riley Cooper has been through a lot. For the past 8 weeks, he's been SURROUNDED by black people.

Dad?

Interesting you pointed that out. I was a center in college and our tempo goal was to snap the ball every 18 seconds. We were coached to help up opposing players in order to allow the ball to get spotted so we could snap it again. Defensive lineman, especially interior linemen, love to 'wallow' around to slow down…

Relevant story: In a sports psychology class, my professor told this story about how an unnamed Oregon lineman would help his opponents up after a play as often as he could. Fans started to take note, and eventually local media did some nice stories about his sportsmanship. The lineman supposedly later said that he…

As little as I know about MLS, I assumed Eddie was an eccentric full-time netminder.

if anyone knows about stealing money from the Heat, it's Mike Miller.

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

@Spike Vrusho: For a while there, a hundred games a year.