Either of the good ones...

Who?

Really? Admittedly I saw it a long time ago (not in the theatre, but not too long after), but I remember liking the ending.

Indeed. For the first few years the coolest thing by far is the wrapping paper.

Oh man. It was right there. Take your star you monster.

Yay Starfleet Battles.

It seems like the problem is really taking a children’s book aimed at very young children and adding mob violence to it. The fact that it was done via food allergies seems incidental. If the rabbits rigged up death traps or threw knives at him I don’t see how that makes it any better (fwiw I have a child with a peanut…

After we learned what “they are a nightmare to work with” was evidently code for coming from Harvey Weinstein (according to Peter Jackson, retrospectively), I’m now permanently suspect whenever an actress is “renowned” as being a jerk or hard to work with.

Sure. “Secret.”

Well sure, but it’s hardly “eating tide pods.” I dunno, it’s totally the kind of dumb thing I would have done as a kid if I’d thought of it/IKEA had existed.

I was 16 when this came out. I was super-excited for it. It is the first time I remember being profoundly disappointed by a movie. I can’t really say now why. Having seen it more recently, it is a bit dated (if only because frillions of movies have been inspired by and improved on Burton’s visual styling), but it’s…

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It sounds cool, but having watched it it’s kind of samey and long. Like watching the last 5-10 minutes is exciting, but events where the action is more condensed tend to be more gripping.

Sure, but who has ever said “the x-force”

Since when is it “*the* X-force”? Are you one of these people who also says “The Batman”?

Spoken like a man who has never watched olympic target shooting...

This whole thread made my fucking day. Super Bowl Football, you are either a genius or a moron, and at this point I don’t really care which.

Can we make a Deadspin T-shirt with that as a slogan?

I was trying to work out a way to get “Crim Son” in there where “Crim” would be short for “Criminal”, but I couldn’t figure out a way that didn’t sound racist (as opposed to just stupid as intended).

Someone needs to make a gif of the girl at :20 in the BallisLife video shaking her shoulders - it is pretty hilarious.