“Google “universities equity departments”.”

My wife stopped buying corn nuts because she can’t stand the sound of me eating them...

What? I’m paying for the food and drink. If there is some non-dangerous, non-odorus, tasteless dust, why on earth would I care?

Yeah, that works too. Same idea.

“THE BROWN BITS GET FUCKED INTO THE OTHER STUFF.”

true, but so is a giant chunk of rock salt, and you’re not going to use that to flavor your food. The fact that it is in larger bits makes it easier to control how much you are using. Fair point that if you’re dissolving it in a batter or something it does not matter as long as you adjust for the fact that table salt…

Oh my god that is great. If you ever try to have a standup career, you’ve got your first joke...

See I find the Pepsi one more understandable if you start with “hey, people love Kendall Jenner” (I think that’s a dubious proposition, but if you start there, I can see how you get here).

An instant pot is a combination slow cooker and pressure cooker. The slow cooker is fine - as you said a dutch oven can do much of the same (though slow cookers are nice as a serving implement for parties when you want to keep the soup/stew warm over a long period of time). The pressure cooker part is awesome.…

We’re not even going to mention that Melania is wearing some kind of ill conceived uniform for Cubs “uniform of the future” day?

“This is what the progressive left wants. Top down control to achieve race sexuality gender parity. It never works.”

Yeah, that contradiction definitely permeated all the of the anti-Obama sentiment as well. “The government is incompetent, get rid of it!” and “Obama is masterminding a complex plot to take your guns and impose sharia law!”. Though fair point, if he was, he was pretty incompetent at it.

Which is a good call because that movie slows way way down when it hits the French Revolution. I also expect it doesn’t age well in general. Hope you managed to switch back for Hitler on Ice though...

Bobbled, intentionally transferred the ball from one arm to the other. Tomato, tomahto.

Point of order: there were riots in the streets anyway.

Maybe we just got tired of winning?

Halfway though the MLK one, I was like “man, it would be so great if suddenly David Harbor pops up and says ‘nope, it’s a Tide Ad’”

Oh is *that* was was going on? I was mystified by that one. The guy who hosted the party I was at said they made the floormats in his car (and they are damn fine floormats). So...the only people who know what this ad is for are people who have already purchased the thing they’ll probably have for several years?…

I was hoping that we’d also get an add with a Ram towing a bunch of Jaguars...

I agree that the show was meh, but I strongly disagree with that characterization of breakup sex. First: breakup sex is the sex you have right *after* you break up, and second, it’s amazing.