This 43 year old dad’s wife threw out his glass bong (though, to be fair, not other paraphernalia, she just had a “we’re parents; we can’t have a goddamn 18" *bong* in the house” moment).

If you are somehow unaware Rifftrax (what the Mike Nelson crew has been doing for the last several years) has done a *ton* of shorts over the last few years. The ones where Mike’s wife (Bridgit I think) and Mary Jo Pehl (Pearl) riff on 50s-60s “how to be a good housewife” films might be my favorite.

Jury is in: It makes you the best dad.

I get http://deadspin.com/the-ncaa-gymnastics-championship-wont-belong-to-the-oly-1794330183, fwiw...

Or to put it another way, the jury could well have thought that he “probably” did it, but that’s not enough for a conviction.

lulz. You don’t post something like that on a comment thread of a pop culture website unless you want people to come at you. Please fuck right off indeed.

Hot take yo.

It’s either http://www.greyorgray.com/

I don’t know why it is but like every phlebotomist I’ve ever met (mostly in passing) just seem like the nicest people. Maybe it’s that you need to keep your ego in check if your answer to “what do you do” is “I’m a phlebotomist”.

Pfft, sounds like *someone* is jealous he won’t date her.

Heh. I’m reminded when my mom, my sister, and I hiked over Kearsarge pass. It wasn’t a very long hike (I want to say 5 or 6 miles), but it was over ~12,000 foot pass, which makes it pretty slow going (especially for my mom who was in her 60s, but no picnic for me in my early 30s, and, umm, not at ‘hiking weight’).…

This frustrates the fuck out of me. When I let slip to friends how much we make or what our rent is my wife flips out and I really think that is goddamned unhealthy. =

Yeah, didn’t smoke when child was a baby. Wife and I will now occasionally after he’s asleep (he’s 4). He stays down all night, and if he does wake up it’s just for some water and a hug and maybe to talk about a dream, which is fine if we happen to be a little high.

Eh, I think the rage goes all over the place, and it’s a lot easier to be shitty to a person than to a cooperation.

“Kinda sucks” and “traumatized” are pretty far apart, tho.

I feel I have missed something. Unless your friends live near a Syrian airbase, what happened? Sorry if I’m being dense.

VAMPIRE! STAB HIM IN THE HEART!

“Bush really screwed up going into Iraq but at least Bush handed Obama a relatively stable situation.”

Hot Take Warning:

Eh, her self-produced stuff is all quirky too. I find it appealing and I don’t think it’s a put on. I know people who just are like that.