I had a couple fish albums that were more song-oriented (Picture of Nectar and Rift) that I thought were pretty good - Picture of Nectar I’ll still listen to sometimes. I got a couple others used after that and found them more noodley and, well, boring.

Do me a favor and don’t go into a career where your job depends on you making correct decisions with the data available, because, if you do things that turn out to be wrong and it costs your company a lot of money, the whole “I did what the odds told me to” line won’t work very often.

Clarence Thomas Jefferson Starship Enterprise Rent-a-car was taken.

What are you saying? Each and every person on a plane flight has to ‘earn your respect’ before you refrain from actively harassing them? You can disagree with, fight against, dislike, and even hate the Trumps without being an asshat on a plane.

*Everything* was much funnier a month ago...

I’m not sure I agree with that any more. The thing about Fahrenheit is that the range of 0-100 is kind of the normal range of temperatures people encounter (depending on where you live), and it’s natural that ‘at or below 0 is really cold and at or above 100 is really hot’. That is basically coincidental of course,…

Seems less “manthreading” and more “people-who-don’t-understand-how-to-use-twitter-threading”, yes?

Yeah, I used that as a justification for shoplifting.

“Batman is a scientist. It’s not even debatable.”

While I would love to believe this story, I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t just tell us who the person was. It doesn’t sound like you have any particular loyalty to this person.

“Not really. Unpopularity can’t stop him now — at least not for the next 4 years. His approval ratings won’t mean shit anymore. That ship sailed on Nov. 8th.”

Eh, I’m not sure that “happy all the time” is part of the human condition at *any* age, but I suppose I could say that if you feel the impulse to actually shove someone down the stairs or otherwise seriously hurt them during an argument you might be better off pulling the ripcord on the relationship.

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

Well I’d contest there are options other than “leaving the relationship and not looking back” and “pushing them down the stairs”, but obviously option A is infinitely preferable to option B.

OK, but whatever, it’s fucking under *6* - half the kids are probably running towards the wrong base/goal half the time. It’s not like there won’t be plenty of times for them to experience winning and losing when they get just a wee bit older.

C’mon man. In 1980 less than 50% of the country thought interracial marriage should be legal. Racism is obviously and emphatically not over, but it’s absurd to say it hasn’t improved.

I am 43 years old and this is literally the first I’ve ever heard “took ballet”.

Mad Maude?

Hulu no longer has commercials.

I’ll take ‘monstrously false equivalencies’ for $200 Alex.