Bet, fam. 

I know they’re there but I don’t have a reason to visit them because there’s nothing that concerns me inside

Everyone should forward this to their parents/grandparents (and/or children too).
Don’t fall for clickbait!

A new one I’ve seen is FB messages from family “Guess who just died...” with a link. First off, anyone insensitive enough to break news of a loved ones death over FB messenger deserves a slap, second, think…

“Hardest video games ever*”


*Modern games...

100% sure that was sarcasm inserted by the author. 

OK Troll.
Not everything has to be hyper-partisan, if you support something that is not something central to “your party” and it’s “issues”, it’s in your - and the country’s - best interest to tell your representative.
Redefine what “issues” your party’s hallmarks are, you could’ve helped move Republicans away from…

Go drink bleach.
If you were a pro-choice Republican, tell me how many times you wrote your representatives to make Roe permanent (which the only way to do that would be an amendment, because laws can get taken off the books as soon as the assholes you voted for got into office). 

That was the first thing that came to mind...
I guess that was almost 30 years ago, I don’t know much about the author but it’s entirely possible he was born after that came out, which makes me feel way older than I am.

Actually, there’s no law that says you can’t dig a really deep hole at the beach. (Yet. I assume it’s on the next Supreme Court docket) But officials are advising hole-diggers that adorable baby turtles could get trapped in the pits they dig

Not wings breaking off but this movie freaked me the F out since it’s based on a real event...

Re: Lurkers and dawdlers - if a lurker honks to get me to leave the spot faster, bet your ass I will take my time, hell I might just be up for a nap.
Patience is key folks, you don’t need my rockstar parking that I lucked into, park further away and think about your actions as your walk a little further into the…

No doubt, they were in the running but I forgot why we dropped them from consideration. We’re planning on sticking through the elections and if by some miracle Texans show up to vote Blue to reverse the archaic abortion bans then we’ll stick around, otherwise we’re going forward with getting out of the state.  Our…

Oregon was on the list, unfortunately their school rating is abysmal (#37)...

Wife and I are actively looking into moving out of Texas to a more progressive state. Canada is nice and all but I’m not giving up on the country yet.
So far the choices are slim... Colorado, New Mexico, Maryland, Delaware, and if Youngkin wasn’t Governor, Virginia would be top choice right now - though it’s not being…

I think the important piece here is that the items are not loose and as flat as possible, nothing bulky like a pen, or key on a key-ring.

I’ve mailed coins (at buyers request and only when total weight was less than 1oz), by taping them to an index card, and putting another index card on top of them.

I don’t know why but this one made me audibly chuckle. Take your star

I’ve thought about this.
There’s a finite number of phone numbers isn’t there?
If I change my number, which receives it’s fair number of spam calls, what are the odds the the new number isn’t already on a bunch of robo-call lists?

I don’t know what kind of think-piece people were expecting when this hit theaters, but leave that shit at the door. It’s a dinosaur movie, with the OG cast, and end of the franchise. Buy your popcorn (or smuggle in your snack of choice), sit back and enjoy.

Anyone overly critical of the movie is thinking WAY TO HARD…

You’re thinking way too hard about it.
It just takes DNA, not exclusively from amber-preserved mosquitos, pretend there was some way they found ocean-dwelling dinosaur DNA and they ran with it.

I stumbled upon this feature the other day while trying to figure out what song “Thurston Harris - Little Bitty Pretty One” was...
All I knew was the humming part, which worked perfectly.