82 when you’re sleeping? Good god, I would never sleep.

Ding ding ding!

Automakers are already ahead of compliance dates too for the most part. It’s not like they’re going to go back to the drawing board and say, “Well, what can we do to reduce MPGs?”

there were raves in 2012?

Dug into the comments for this, thanks for takin’ care of that. Take your star!

With related songs like this, how could you not love Tulsa?
/s

Soo... Guerilla Warbears?

Exactly.
And it’s not like they can go and cut taxes to stimulate growth either.
The next recession will be worse than 2009 (No one believes me on that).

This is what I’ve been saying for over a year now.
When the recession starts kicking in, there is little change, policy-wise, that can be done to blunt the effects.
Interest rates are at historic lows, government spending is at all time highs, and we’re still pushing a 1T annual deficit.
The only option would be MORE…

Ditto

I’m your huckleberry.

This needs more stars.
Perhaps for newer/keyless start cars, all tracks like this should have a requirement that the vehicle have a (working) kill switch in order to use the track in the event this happens.

Same.  This is a blessing from the sea!

That’s awesome to hear.
Growing up we always bought generic so I rarely had the opportunity to collect them as a kid.  A few years back I started collecting them again and asked coworkers with kids if they collect them and have been dumping them off bi-annually.  

As a non-parent who saves these and gives them to friends with kids, that’s a bummer.
But I see why they would go this route.
Not sure if I can sign-up and select a school I want them to go to once scanning is in full-swing. 

Fuck man, everyone needs to know how to zipper merge!

Practice, practice, practice.
Once you learn one way, the other is easy.
The tens are easy.

I was a late-burper, but figured it out in middle school.
All the kids in elementary were having burping contests and I couldn’t do it... 

Out of all the shit movies in the 90's, Falling Down, American Beauty, and Natural Born Killers are the #1 hated on some of your lists?
I’d hate to spend movie night at ya’ll’s house.

Once I put it on, i’m searching for something to wipe it off my palms so I feel like a person without gross hands.

Same. I don’t fly but maybe 2 round trips a year(some years more), but have been a member for about 30.