Came here to say the same thing. That first music choice was so out of place tonally for the film.

I feel like that description also fits Virginia....

You are accurately describing Pennsyltucky, the areas of Pennsylvania that are not Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. But please don’t group us normal city-dwellers in with them.

Pennsylvania is just knock-off North Carolina full of wannabe Southerners. 

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Destiny, a video game in which players roam the solar system getting angry at Destiny,

I want to do this for my future son. I actually would love to build an arcade machine that emulates older systems too so he can play SNES and older ones like a boss.

Fantastic.

Wow, you referenced the Trail of Tears regarding Daniel Snyder's franchise? And I thought I went over the line.

What a long strange Trail of (ACL) Tears it's been.

Can someone make an "I Will Remember You" RGIII montage for this DC fan, plz? Maybe instead of a butt fumble show all the times his knees bent the wrong way? I dunno.

That picture sold me on the validity of this story. I can say with near certainty that that is in fact a wallet, and that is in fact a Marshawn Lynch jersey.

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

Yeah, but it's from the episode where he gets called out on it for being just a blank piece of paper.