Perfect!

So close!

I nominate “Venus as a Boy” as the most encouraging “cunnilingus jam” (that last phrase looks unfortunate written down).

58/59 hit, but whatever, Trump. I mean, still a great record, but you’re emphasizing that as a fact that supports one of your rambling feel-good digressions.

Living proof that there are ornery contrarians in any group of people.

Also, there’s never a bad time to share this chart for some perspective:

Congrats on the casual (but accurate) use of “estranged family”!

Love “said F&F current blonde host”!

Agreed...having to lie to support his lies is a step beyond just tacitly allowing the lies to, err, lie unchallenged.

Battlestar Galactica did not invent Frak! as a swear word...it dates back to at least 1984:

This. The bowcaster had been shown to be a one-shot kill weapon by that point. Chekhov’s bowcaster, if you will...

I guess we always knew he was entirely partisan from his treatment of HRC. Nevertheless, it’s amazing to see just how much from Trump’s administration he’s prepared to turn a blind eye to.

He’s investigating Conway now, but only for doing little more than her boss did on the POTUS Twitter handle.

Putin loves Trump the way any guy loves one of his favorite tools.

It’s amazing how the side that likes to call people “snowflakes” is so sensitive, and led by the most delicate snowflake of all.

Read the article. Note the bit about the model of a potential India-Pakistan conflict and the effect it would have on the whole world.

Did you read the article? Did you read the post? The article was clear that a limited nuclear conflict on the other side of the globe would be disastrous to the whole world. His post was clear in that he didn’t even criticize the U.S., just that he was afraid. Which, given Trump’s historic levels of ignorance,…

Many years ago, when I first moved to NYC, the Post had an article “Is America Great?”. I forget the exact examples, but the sentiment was the same. “Sure, some cities might be crowded, but compared to the black hole of Calcutta”...

He made Ben Carson sound like his tour guide to the country of black people. Perhaps he is.

Her potty mouth is fantastic. It’s not just swear words, but her complete command of vulgarity that makes it worthwhile.

Typo - I’d bet more than a nickle that “how your five cents interact with this world” should be “how your five senses interact with this world”.

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