As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

OMG DIDN'T I TELL YOU PUMPKIN SPICE WAS MAGICAL???

That was so freakin badmotherfuckingASS. Who here would have fell for it if they were there? & who would have been jealous it wasnt them with the cool powers. Because id have been kinda bummed it wasnt me. I'd have belived it hook line and sinker too just because i want so badly for superhero stuff to be real even…

I hear you, but at least it was a slightly different cherry-patterned fabric. That same black or white with red cherries and green leaves is getting really old, and it's on everything. The fabric with the butterflies on it in the same lookbook was lovely, though.

I'm sorry, but this is all amazingly BORING. Why can't they get an actual amazing designer like Anna Scholz at NYFW? http://www.annascholz.com/brochures.html

totes. i am glad there was a show - but the actual dresses are underwhelming. as are the materials. i want zac posen level ish!

Ugh, can't we get away from huge patterns?

I want to like it. I mean, I do like that it happened. But it doesn't look like much of a change from the status quo, or even much like a collection. There's no story or even cohesive idea around the dresses. It looks like she pulled a bunch of dresses off the rack of the plus size floor at Macy's and sent them…

Ok, so, it's great that there is acceptance of a plus-size fashion show. But I always thought the point of these shows was to be imaginative and to display how creative a designer can be, and how that no-holds-barred creativity can eventually trickle down into every day clothing.

I grew up an orphan living on a pile of dirt. I one day decided to pull myself up by my boot straps (which was hard, because I was too poor to have any boots to attach them to), and I ate only kale and drank sparkling water until I turned myself into a multimillionaire. It's that easy! People just need to say to…

Ok so what do white people stereotypically eat? I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I was gonna go protest her existence by throwing it at her. Like...salad? I've seen a lot of stock photos of white women eating salad and laughing so maybe that's a thing we do?

I've come to the conclusion that there are no women in his family line because all the males reproduce asexually.
Pictured: OP

Guy, if it comes out your dickhole and it's gold, it's not semen...

Oh! They should do a plus-sized fashion season on PR! There would be the regular amount of body snarking by the contestants during the first episode or two (like there is for every "normal"-sized client challenge), and then they would shut the fuck up and actually make clothes for size 12 and over.

i can't be the only one who thinks that selena gomez's dress looks like a piece of decorative fence, can i?

Remember when this was the same exact reaction people had to Britney stripping down for "Oops..." back in 2001?

Great, now i have this stuck on my head: