What if the other monkeys decide to bite his face off for being "too people?"

Phase 1: Collect Underpants.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

Just as Queen Latifah wrapped up the mass marriage ceremony, Madonna came out, dressed as Boss Hog and everyone was forced to sing "Open Your Heart," a song from 1986, in order to placate her.

Damn. I cried a little bit y'all. Beautiful!

Yeah, it could at least have been "281 People Sickened on Cruise Ship."

I want to live every day of my life in this dress:

I never did prom or homecoming in high school and now I really want an occasion to glam it up with a gown since I missed out on that. These dresses are making me want it even more. But when will that ever happen?

Incorrect. This restaurant has 3 Michelin stars for a reason. It is not a family-friendly place, and should not be expected to make accommodations for parents, or any other diners. You're paying for the experience of eating there. If the experience wasn't worth it as is, they wouldn't have the stars and wouldn't be…

She looks like she's on her way to becoming Bette Davis' character in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

I thought the same thing. In theory, I like her dress, but when I got to her face I immediately changed my opinion. It is far too young a look for her and, unfortunately, ages her.

I got a gift card to a liquor store. It was the best gift ever for a booze snob like me.

Don't forget David Byrne!

Hullo, huge omission:

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

Patrick Stewart isn't on this list. Methinks you have no taste at all.

The Photoshop job on this has made her eyes look terrifying.

YAAASSS!

How I feel about ALL of it. Fuck. FUCK. FUCCCCKKKKK.