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$5.58 gets you more for less, Gronk.

the fuck is this?

Who among us doesn’t have an endoscope around the house for emergencies?

Who among us doesn’t have an endoscope around the house for emergencies?

A real Old Yeller’ would have used ALL CAPS YA LOUSY NO GOOD KID GET OFF MY LAWN

Have you seen the average college sports fan? You absolutely are not required to attend college anywhere to support a college team.

You must be broke, you buy everything you advertise.

You must be broke, you buy everything you advertise.

Similar to how the Amish do everything 1.5 times the average person (i.e. bowling 15 frames instead of 10), Mormon Missionaires do everything 0.5 times the average person.

These women should just thank the few, the proud, the Marines for protecting their right to be photographed nude without consequence!

*aneurysms*

+1 Del Voca Bista

Real men would fight with their bare hands, you kind of sound like a pussy who wants to kill people from afar so you don’t have to see them and ultimately feel bad about murder.

Mine wasn’t either.

fuck off

Fuck this guy with a baseball bat fortified by broken glass shards soaked in ebola overnight.

Sounds like you’ve been dropping the ball every fifth time then! James is just a good boy!

How have you been throwing the ball the other four times?

Edit, I’m dumb.

If you worked for Reagan, you’re practically a surrogate of God himself in the eyes of Republicans.