Missed opportunity: not calling the mush Gruel of the Fates.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

Somebody's got dibs, doe. ;)

Only for 38 minutes. Then the gate closes and whatever's still in there gets lopped off.

yes, but as long as you have something still going through the gate, it will stay open and you can move around in it...

I think that's what threw it off for me. I can clearly see entering from both ends.

Remember, you can only go through the gate one way.