"Here's our new building where we won't be making Star Fox, Metroid or F-Zero either. Please Understand."

"Dad and Mom, you have taken so, so much care of me," she wrote, "From now on, I will take care of the both of you." Her parents had no idea their daughter had written this letter, nor that she had felt this way about them.

Nailed it good buddy. And leveled up 41 times in the process.

You can see the keys, but not in relation to your nose. For example here's me trying to type my username.

"What if children saw this?"

As far as I know, considerations were made for the change in attitude from the general population. The climate has changed since October 1994, and I feel that oddly enough WWE and WCW are great indicators of this. Violence was kind of the norm to see on TV (see: NYPD: Blue), so to put that type of content in video…

A decade ago? So... it's from the 90s, right?

Seriously, this girl isn't nice, or empowering. She's just full of herself. Say no. It works, trust me. I'm gay, I get hit on all the time by creepy old dudes in gay bars. I tell them I'm not interested, they move on. It's not that hard. Why do people have to make rejection so hard?

DISCLAIMER: You may not agree with what I have to say here. What you read may piss you off. I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm so fine with it that I've decided that I won't even challenge what you reply back with. Why? I'm done arguing about this with people. I've heard your views and the reasoning you use to support…

For those of you who'd like some fun role-reversal stuff, Aaron Diaz (Dresden Codak) came up with some art for a game starring Zelda as the protagonist, trying to save Prince Link, awhile back. The game he had in mind is called Clockwork Empire.

Oh No! A girl's behind and some panties!!! Whatever is this world coming to.

It's pronounced "cipher", get it? All of the names and the little choices are like that, cute and literary and overly obvious. Your rival is just a cipher, ha ha.

Did you watch the video they created with Ackbar correcting the lady and then saying he wants to kill Darth Vader for mispronouncing his name?

It was funny AND a jab at George Lucas's constant rewriting of the classic trilogy.

Dora Croft? I don't find her looking much like a monster...

Well, they already did fries so sure, why not?