It’s like the fifth highest grossing movie of the entire past decade. And you’re mystified why he gets attention?

Thanks, seems I rolled a one on that one

Your sacrifice will serve so many others.

One man’s toothpaste is another man’s semen

Given what we know about how the submarine was built I feel like that tether would have just been a bunch of Home Depot bungee cords duck taped together.

The article could use some more details.

I mean, it's an awful death. Gotta have some class. 

I hate to say this, but who spends $250K to go see the Titanic in a mini-sub that sounds like it came out of a cracker jack box. That said, I hope they’re found OK.

A celebrity has to issue an apology based on social media reactions to even the mildest of controversy.

I think the first episode had the funniest thing in the entire show. I laughed. I mean laughed. A friend also laughed. A couple of other friends missed it.

just been thinking about the quest for a while so i figured i’d blog it

It’s just an homage to HELLRAISER and Frank & Julia.

I looked at this shrine, realized *immediately* what the devs wanted me to do, and then said ‘nope’ and bomb-arrowed both targets.

Whenever I read the words “Symbiote Suit” I’m reminded of seeing Spider-Man 3 in theaters and when the symbiote appeared hearing a guy tell his girlfriend it was the “Ambient Suit.”

How do you think those civilizations became “ancient”?  They went a step too far and developed WMD’s.

To be honest, I laughed my ass off at pretty much all of them, but when I got to the crucified one and saw Link approach him with a torch, I audibly gasped and let out a very vocal “OH NO.”

Crucifixion is pretty fucking metal, and koroks are indestructible. So if anything, they’re paying tribute to how tough those little bastards are. Honestly, they should be THANKING people for placing them on a cross, setting it on fire, then shoving a rocket engine up their ass and sending them into the stratosphere!

Hey, why the heck not. On one hand, if it ain’t broke then don’t fix it. On the other, it’s not like it’s a drastic change.

Proud Marvel movie hater writes news post about Marvel movies, makes sure to note that they’re a proud Marvel movie hater. Oooookaaaaaaay.

Carmine’s: A Place for Steaks!