I gotta say, the number of times I’ve wanted to open and close all windows at once, on all of my cars I have ever owned, is zero.

It’s just a poster. Relax.

Clearly you didn’t read what he said he does. He answers the SOS calls and helps Divers in trouble to complete their mission by himself while they are doing other things.

He is only level 50 because he plays so much and helps people. It’s not his level that matters. It is his willingness to help people in need that…

This sounds like something a person opposed to democracy would say....

I think removing it would kill this game instantly. The level of danger you always feel is part of why it is so addicting.

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

Normally I can’t stand FF in most games.

I was playing over the weekend, and a friend accidentally pegged me with the resupply beacon. Hilarity ensued, obviously. After frantically running around and diving to the ground to try and shake the little glowing orb of imminent death, I realized only one thing could save me - a perfectly timed, split second dive…

It’s always on because it adds a fun element.

Until those mines clip through the ground and I can’t see them or my team mate just throws a turret down behind us. 

Comedic friendly fire has been an Arrowhead staple since Magicka, and I love it.

John Blackthorn pre-haircut looked so much like Andrew Lincoln that I thought it was him. Turns out he’s the original Campion from Raised by Wolves!

Its an in-game reference, not a real world one.  Calm down.

WE HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!! WE COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE ANOTHER WORLD TO THAT SCUMMY SOCIALIST ROBOTS!

on a galactic scale one could argue a planet is all but a creek in the big picture. probably some water on there.

Honestly, the best thing about Helldivers is that within like 2 weeks of release we’re getting stories that read like things that came out of Eve Online without having to play Eve lol.

In the first two episodes, all of the violence is either obscured by something in the foreground (the sword-neck interactions) or is onscreen for less than half a second (boiling guy) and out of focus.

I thought armor rating is still bugged as of latest patch. Basically just run light armor since the rating is the same across the board until it’s fixed.

I was like, “What’s a fief?”

SuperEarth appreciates your patience, Citizen!

(PS5) So last night I logged in to spread the seeds of democracy only to be met with no fellow patriots to help me. No SOS markers on the map. And my SOS markers where apparently left to deaf ears. Then I checked this morning after the patch and now I can see SOS markers but the hud is missing elements (at least on…