This is the quality content I want to see.

VR: We have this amazing technology that can change what you see based on your eye movements and let you feel things in your hands and along with your head! Imagine how magical it would be to undergo a soothing virtual spa treatment or a relaxing walk through a Japanese bamboo grove!

““What the fuck,” someone replied.”

So say we all.

This actually was Cal’s stance, then he tried to peacefully walk past one of those god forsaken ram creatures, which promptly launched him off a cliff, and since then he’s sworn bloody retribution against any and all fauna that dare cross his path.

Only the first Metroid Prime? You already bundled the three once, Nintendo. Wtf?

Came here to say this. I get not knowing this if you haven’t played both bc they do have different names but “fan speculation??”

The game would have taken place in a shared universe between Titanfall 2 and Apex Legends, two acclaimed Respawn Entertainment shooters with lots of similarities that have seen plenty of fan speculation about overlapping lore in the past.

Also the fact that you could kill AI soldiers for points if you suck at shooters, like me. I can still contribute! Not sure any other game has that.

 Cry harder about it for us. 

What a shit review. You walked away from the game because your wife was a couple months pregnant? You had no experience as a father at that point and had zero perspective to share, yet you make the whole review about how manipulative, terrible and cliche The Last of Us is. Are we supposed to agree with you because as…

Um, excuse me, no the Citadel Council was not lost because I’m not a space racist.

True! I think I might have misinterpreted him giving the Alderaan credentials as his main way out rather than him simply buying time for the thrusters. I was sweating too hard during the scene to be viewing it coherently lol.

Respectfully, that feels like a huge reach.  It doesn’t take a force sensitive to want to get the fuck aware from the Empire, especially if you’re Luthen.

Man, Genevieve O’Reilly got cast in a deleted scene in a movie in 2005 for a character that said very little in the OG trilogy and she has been just absolutely milking that casting choice and killing it since.

Something about those alien fishermen reminded me of 1980s Henson Creature Shop creations, both in their dialogue and their appearance.

Nitpick #2:  Those aren’t the “hard-working fisher aliens” sleeping in Cassian’s old hotel room, they are just random alien guests of the same hotel.  Different species entirely.  And why would Cassian need to tip toe through the room and sneakily retrieve his box if the room was occupied by his friends/liberators?  

Nitpick:  Luthen’s “fake credentials” actually do work, the Imperial captain just proceeds with the planned boarding “for practice” and because he’s a dick.  

Some people think really well-written conversations can be fascinating.

If we don’t get a code for the game, we can’t review it ahead of time. Simple as that. 

Take it easy with the snarky asides and exclamation points - what is this, Mad Magazine in the 90s?! Wacka wacka wacka. God damn.