Here are the other two:

There were 3 Jimneys at SEMA this year. Talk about teasing.

This looks familiar....can't put my finger on it....

So who's now gonna fill the Tuner crowd for most Sport Compact Cars? 

This new cartoon sounds oddly familiar....

Actually, going "Home Depot Carpet Installer" look has some advantages.....

I think you need a Van to convert into Vanning/mobile home, just in case things don’t work out well in the interim and you need a place to live in an emergency. Find a decent used cargo van (or something with ample room period), go as cheap as possible, do the mechanicals, and spend the rest kitting out the inside.…

Someone even changed the bio pic on Wikipedia to this.

Hahaha, I'm in the video!! 

Ive seen two in my neck of the woods. At Cars and Coffee.

So Jalopnik caved in and sent someone to SEMA after vowing never to go cause it was pointless?

Should’ve gone to Sleepy Hollow.

I'd trust a “Homebrew” Electric Truck than this.

Jalopnik at least sticks to things transportation related. Unlike some “other” sites.

Why don’t they add an option for cars that are essentially non-running and are langushing in backyards? I think the previous CFC failed in that regard.

Must be a byproduct of an order for the Japanese Police:

I get a picture of the parking slot, but in return, I get ungreyed comments permanently and unrevokeable across all G/O Media sites. 

AE86 or FD RX-7 from Initial D featuring m.o.v.e.

I know what I don't wanna see.....

Give it around 2030, right after the Great San Andreas Earthquake.