Counterpoint: Edd China.

I just don't trust a mechanic who refuses to show his face.

On an OLD BBC program called “Cars, Cops, and Baliffs,’ one baliff team finds a Range Rover with a ton of fines (not this one, but example given).

With the cannibal stories i’ve seen, its the rich eating the poor.

“N” till 2012; the current GS uses the “New N” alongside the IS and RC. The Mark X still uses the "N" platform. 

Harley Davidson motorcycles.

I prune vines while listening to Beck.

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Al good and fun till you find out you have to park the little thing cause the part to fix it needs to be backordered from Japan.

He said EXOTIC not EROTIC.

Self Checkouts are good if you just have a few items. Cart full of stuff? Get into line ya lazy bum.

And here I am stupidly sending tips from YouTube to Jalopnik for story ideas when this story pops up from Torch.

Yes, but does Trader Joes have Self-Checkouts?

Doritos =/= Fatberg.

Seems like some flushable wipes aren’t as flushable as you’d think.

The ones that can't be imported are probably Diplomatic Motorpool Cars in DC or New York. 

Get ready for overpriced bottled water and pent up anger that boils over on the last day with free candle handouts and Insane Clown Posse egging the crowd into being true Juggalos.

Is there really nothing else to report on at CES?