Update the bodywork, airbags and decent crash zones, and it might sell with a low price point.

Oh, i’ve seen worse.

I’m pretty sure you can find a spare steam engine somewhere........somewhere.

You missed the Desert Race with Jackie Chan in “Who Am I?”

Not to mention that it’s happened to the AE86 community as well.

Is it Wham! Hate Day on Gizmodo Media Websites? The Takeout has this story about a “Wham!-Free” Christmas.

This is why you send organs by land. At least the cops can get it there in time.

(It’s not a crazy story, I wanted to get “R3W1ND,” Which I thought was cute for a 1980s car with the chassis code “Z31.” That was not taken but there is a rule in California that you can’t use numbers to replace letters if the word is taken. “REWIND” was taken. So. Yeah.)

There used to be a tall tale that the ignition tumblers of Toyota cars could, with time, be started with well worn keys from other Toyota products.

There is an actual Porn Parody of James Bond. But not quite what you think:

One of my Uncles had a gas-powered Golf Cart that would literally tear away from the Course Marshals (they had electric carts) whenever he drove off the established track in the resort town he was in.

Funny, that wasn’t covered on Rob Plays:

With no Body Odor Lesbian Undertones.

So $4K for a Mercedes V12? NP all day long!

No, the Jolt. As in “What a jolt to the pocketbook!!”

I drove one and got this shirt, does that count?

And still no parts for the early Fairlady Z’s.

DMV is on the County Level, not State.

Probably HO too.

The article kinda states probably why the computers didn’t single out JAP. It’s a fucking old-ass slur that was prevalent in WWII and as soon as we dropped two nukes on Japan and we got them to sign a peace treaty, the term went out of style aside from occasional mentions in history books and maybe the odd use in…