That’s not a chinko, that’s a turd.

Just remember $600 is gonna balloon fast with the ridiculous amounts of parts swapping you might need, sometimes from other marquees.

It depends on who the processor is.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

So when he is all pau with the Pao, will he use the Pao as a plow?

What? You don’t do that, you put it on a Pizza!

So they release a buggy game TWICE to two different systems, kowtow to people complaining about a non-issue sex organ appearance that can only be seen if you use your imagination, and won’t code two simple lines of text to stop toxic Chinese players from flooding other servers and instead call those who complain about…

Surprised Kotaku didn’t dogpile onto Jeremy Hambly and “Magic-Gate.”

You’d think so, this is pretty much a red flag for terrorists with bad intentions. But no, they have to be flashy and more “public....”

Good movies for a start.

You gotta think many bikers lose all common sense when they are on a bike.

Better dead than red!!

If you live or work in Leonia, city hall will issue you a bright yellow tag to hang in your rearview mirror.

You force a Black Bear to sit in the back seats after a hard days work?

Didn’t you hear Jason? The war on the holidays is over. You don’t have to do that gobbledygook.

We find out Orisa identifies as a fighter jet.

I like the nickname celeb tabloid website TMZ gave him: Prince von Asshole.

Pretty much how Kotaku has managed to survive all these years.

I just donate the unwanted stuff to Goodwill. My local GW never has anything good, so I just use it as dumping ground while shopping other thrift stores. But I miss Savers.