This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

A little dab of bacon grease behind her ears and between her breasts and I follow my wife around all day.

I am pissed off for your friend. I hope she goes to HR. You can also put it anonymous complaint on her behalf.

I am Muslim and I’m proud and grateful to be an American citizen. I love this country and I feel blessed to have many opportunities here that I don’t have in other places due to my disability and gender. I will miss President Obama. Trump and his cronies can go ahead and register me in the Muslim database. I’m not…

In the comics, Swinton’s character is a stereotypical “wise Asian” character, which many people find offensive. Rewriting that role as a white woman removes that, and creates a role for a woman. And then, they wrote a new Asian role and cast an Asian actor. No Asian actors lost work, a role for a woman was created, a…

I’m sorry for the following. But I must vent.

2015 was my year. It’s been going down hill ever since.

At least the guy who started it who wasn’t smart enough to hide his order sticker — when they don’t handwrite ya order they don’t handwrite ya name.

This whole election was about American conservatives who adhere to a dying ideology feeling powerful. It was never about making American great again, it was about making the right feel powerful again. These are the same people who equate money and strength to power yeah claim to follow toe teachings of a poor…

I was very dismissive of him, which pissed him off even more. He wanted to feel powerful and intimidate me and I laughed at him and held myself proud.

They should probably do that before they head off to Starbuck’s to harass minimum wage service workers.

One barista wrote “Turnip” on the cup.

The best part is that witnesses say he wasn’t refused service, his drink was just taking a few minutes. Dude probably ordered a frappuccino and then lost his mind when someone who had been behind him in line ordered a plain drip coffee and then drip coffee guy got his drink first.

People who think they’re making a statement against a major corporation by making the front line employees miserable are the worst kind of clueless.

Ugh, or don’t, because literally anything out of the ordinary will feed these peoples’ monstrous persecution complexes.

Dear Starbucks Baristas,

Dear Trump supporters - please boycott my vacation fund next.

How many of them were actually too scared to try this, and just wrote Trump themselves with a sharpie?

I know one “fashion house” that would love to work with her husband’s entire administration: Hugo Boss

I love that one of the cover stories alludes to a face lift, hahahahahaha.