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SO KLASSY - jesus christ on a crispy cracker. What a low life, tacky POS.

You can see Trudeau even makes Trump reach out further than he would like. He’s like, “I am hot and can punch you in the face if need be”.

It’s great that he knew it was coming too and countered.

Apparently a last chance to air out the crazy before the binding vows.

To test whether one can handle married life, apparently.

It was terrible/great because you could see how little Abe cared. Trump tried to be like “I’M MORE MAN THAN YOU” and Abe was like “lol k. if this makes you feel important bro I guess I’ll just wait until you’re done”.

The way Trudeau looked down at their hands like, seriously, bro? was the exact perfect response.

And a suit that actually fits.

Agreed. And in the photo, Trudeau has a look on his face that says “what, you think I was born yesterday? Nice try, dick.”

I love how Justin grabs DT’s upper arm - I’m reading it as “I’m just checking out your bicep and tricep tone. Huh. Yeah. That’s what I thought.”

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

I bet Trump has been doing this handshake his entire adult life. It was probably a life lesson from his father Fred Trump or his other father Roy Cohn about “winning the handshake,” or having a powerful “first move.” He probably grips as hard as he can then he yanks the other party toward himself so that other

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

This is so deliciously good.

People need to remember: even the worst human beings in this world fuck and pop out babies. Sometimes, inexplicably, on purpose. Does having a kid suddenly redeem you from being a shitty human being? Does it entitle you to automatic love and respect? It sure as hell shouldn’t.

“Thank you to those that have offered sincere condolences, understanding and prayers for our family, your words bring comfort. I am happy for those that simply do not understand, this means you had good parent(s) — please treasure what you have.”

This is amazing. She is truly brave.