I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

this is great to hear! since i’ve enjoyed him for years, i’ll admit that i was sweating this one - guess that makes me one of the oldies.

The L.A.P.D. are under the maid’s black-magic spell as well!!! Where will it end???

HAHA That’s brutal! Work your clown hair, my friend.

Don’t know your dad, but I have mad respect for him. That’s the good stuff right there.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

That photo of the President visiting a mosque in Baltimore is just heart-rending. That was a year ago and what do you think those kids are thinking now?

Gwen has the shittiest country voice, my ears are bleeding.

This makes me cringe like watching my parents trying to do something “hip”.

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

Ughhhhh I fucking haaaaaaaaaaaate this. Brb because I need to take like 12 scalding hot showers because I feel like someone just drenched me in lukewarm diarrhea.

Conservative sex: fumble, grope, stick, male only and super guilt inducing orgasm, accusatory glaring, roll over and go to sleep.

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

If someone came at my labia (majora or minora) with a glue gun, I’d kick him in the nuts.

I’m surprised he’s not trying to have women come in and have their “menstrual nerve” adjusted every month for a fee.

Or, people could just stop feeling embarrassed by feminine products and just get over it. There is no reason that a woman should feel shame (or society make her feel shame) for using something like a tampon. People need to loosen up a little. As for this whole glue thing, I’m not a doctor, but I suspect that it is a…

Well, chiropractor — nuff said!

It looks super authentic if it’s coffee. I should know.

I don’t think that’s pee. That’s “I was driving with an uncapped water bottle in my lap and hit a pothole.” I know because I wore this look to work last week. 😒