I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

this is great to hear! since i’ve enjoyed him for years, i’ll admit that i was sweating this one - guess that makes me one of the oldies.

The L.A.P.D. are under the maid’s black-magic spell as well!!! Where will it end???

HAHA That’s brutal! Work your clown hair, my friend.

Don’t know your dad, but I have mad respect for him. That’s the good stuff right there.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

That photo of the President visiting a mosque in Baltimore is just heart-rending. That was a year ago and what do you think those kids are thinking now?

Gwen has the shittiest country voice, my ears are bleeding.

This makes me cringe like watching my parents trying to do something “hip”.

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

Ughhhhh I fucking haaaaaaaaaaaate this. Brb because I need to take like 12 scalding hot showers because I feel like someone just drenched me in lukewarm diarrhea.

Conservative sex: fumble, grope, stick, male only and super guilt inducing orgasm, accusatory glaring, roll over and go to sleep.

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

It’s bullshit, that’s what. Just pulled out of their ass. Does anyone really think that is in any way a statistic of some sort? We are still constantly taken aback by the easy lies these people spew.

Yeah, and who is going to fight with these people and say, no, please don’t pray for me; or, fight to leave the van when they suggest praying together. I think most people would just go along with it to get out of the van without hassle, incident or trouble.

His “hair” finally matches his face!

It looks super authentic if it’s coffee. I should know.

I don’t think that’s pee. That’s “I was driving with an uncapped water bottle in my lap and hit a pothole.” I know because I wore this look to work last week. 😒

John Travolta should stick with the gray wig. It’s actually an improvement over his usual black lacquered version.