Twitter is an enormous, majestic oak because all it does is sit there and throw shade on every damn thing ‘neath its branches.

Shout out to the person who said “we can’t tell.” Couldn’t derail the “we know” train, but nice effort.

amazing that you did this without including a single Steely Dan song...or Bon Jovi’s “Living On A Prayer,” for that matter.

Yeah, I can’t say for certain since it’s been a while, but if I remember correctly just about every other Michael W. Smith song could join this one on the list.

WHERE IS COLD HEARTED BY PAULA ABDUL

This playlist isn’t complete without Mr. Big’s “To Be With You”, which features a key change followed almost immediately by a return to the original key, plus an acoustic guitar solo that follows the vocal melody.

Amazing

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

http://jezebel.com/well-here-it-is-the-best-typo-of-all-time-1718618013

No, sorry bobby. Best thing you ever made was the investifart gif.

That was Michael Cera, numb nuts 🙄

The last thing I want to do is go “inside Bristol Palin’s whirlwind year.” [E! Online]

jesus I told myself I would read one more of these before bed WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS ONE!! excellent story

Hey! Nice name.

Starred for ‘uneasily’.

This is not a story of how I was scared but how I likely inspired someone else’s story.

Yes, I have been waiting for this! I’ve always been away before, but this time I am ready, though I’m in the grays. Oh well.

This is by far my favorite story every year across the Gawker empire.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

Tolerating each other’s bullshit since 1993 over here.