Ramona stapling bathroom towels to make a shoe to replace the one she lost...

The gumballs ... the very idea of a “vacant lot” where cool things happen. I WANT A VACANT LOT, dammit

Anyone have random lines that still stick out to them? To this day when I see No Smoking signs I think of Ramona And Her Father, where she accidentally makes a sign saying “Nosmo King” and he teases her.

i heard amy adams is the dad.

Does it make me a bad person that I found the animated April a lot hotter than the real life human version?

My husband (a northerner currently living in the south) suggests commemorating Sherman’s March. He says he’s happy to help if they ask nicely.

Even if you take out the racial aspect, the slavery aspect... isn’t this just... treasonous? How dare you say you support our troops, how dare you proclaim that America is the “greatest country” in the world... how dare you do those things and then laud a group of people who rose up against that nation and fought with…

Now mind you, it’s BEYONCE who is being racially divisive and preventing us from moving on from the past.

I assume one celebrates confederate heritage by having one's neighbor from the north side of the street come over and kick one's ass and then burn one's house down, and then one tells maudlin tales to the younger generations, romanticizing the event as a fight for state's rights.

So this is about ...what?...heritage?...patriotism? Because after all, what's more patriotic than secession on the basis of white supremacy? Yes, I said WHITE SUPREMACY. You can't ignore the truth forever.

:-\ I have a few friends who work in DV prevention and education in the state and I know that they’ve worked hard in areas all across the state (not just the larger cities). So upsetting. My understanding of Hesston is pretty much everyone who lives there (less than 4,000) works at that factory.

Can we refer to this place as a “Boooooooooooo-k store”?

in my state they are pushing a bill making it legal for toddlers to have guns. toddlers. ...TODDLERS!

I love that red dress.

Now, now, I’m sure he immediately tasked lawyers to draft a statute making it illegal for black people to own guns.

It works out perfectly: you can’t discuss sane gun control measures at any time immediately following a mass shooting, and in America there will ALWAYS be a mass shooting, so we can never discuss gun control, which will continue to ensure that there is always a mass shooting, which will continue to ensure we can never…

I’m surprised he didn’t pledge to cut taxes to curb gun violence...

But you see, in America guns are still far *too difficult* to obtain.
(or so say the unhinged Facebook hordes)

All of it is lost on those pushing for greater and greater access to guns. Meanwhile, they’re against drugs.