this gif was me, yes

There’s obviously some validity to this argument, however—the Assemblies of God actually allows female pastors and /tends/ to be slightly more liberal. I guess I was expecting that culture. However, Assemblies of God also allows each of its churches to do whatever it wants, so the beliefs of the individual pastor…

We got married very, very young. ;) Another aspect of conservative Christianity with unforseen consequences.

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

FUN FACT:

I work in insurance. Kids born in 1999 are getting licenses RIGHT NOW.

Yeah, because see, that’s when I graduated from high school.

That jacket is an insult and affront to the entire Timberlake clan

Here’s what I got from this article-

The entire service (4+ hours of speakers) was wonderful. The president’s eulogy was dessert, and watching him bust into “Amazing Grace” (after visibly struggling with nerves) was the cherry on top. As an atheist, I’ve never enjoyed a church service more than this one. It was full of love, laughter, and sensible…

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Y’all Obama was SO TURNT. I was crying. He straight up WENT THERE about social justice, guns, and this country’s perpetual laziness when it comes to confronting racism. My favorite moment of his Presidency, hands down.

That man throws more shade with a smile and a laugh than the whole fucking redwood forest.

Yea I’m pretty sure the free ladies thing was created by dudes to get more chicks into the bar so it’s not a sausage fest.

God, women get raped at a disproportionately higher rate than men and its like, what about us? why is no one raping us? Am I not rapeable?!?!

ALSO, they are given free entry into clubs because women bring business. Men don’t want to go where there aren’t women. Its their desire to get their dick sucked that inspires business to let ladies in for free.

something semenate

*sigh*

Bless you, Bobby Finger.