“Black people get banned from Facebook like this, white people get banned from Facebook like... hmm.”

You’re two decades too old, and ten grades too literate, to be a ‘Stoolie’. Be thankful.

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

What does it say about me that my favorite moment in this was finally getting to hear what a porg sounds like?

Looks cool.

Exactamundo!

At least Geoff Johns isn’t writing this, which means Wally has a chance to shine.

The New York Times is a bitch. They helped get us in the Iraq War, them dumb fucks. They can fuck off with their bullshit.

Did you read the fucking article? It basically says stop doing this shit because the statues are terrible and don’t look like the people they are depicting. Perhaps if the article was a series of emoji that got across this message in 1 line you would understand?

I can’t stand either of them... not to mention the countless legal battles they’ve had due to their shittiness... and the fact chip forgot his newborn babies at home on multiple occasions just tops it off.

Crown Royal is infinitely better than Hennessy. Also, Henny was the favorite beverage of Kim Jong Il, so do with that information as you see fit.

In other news: Hennessy is fucking nasty and tacky as a drink. Why thats our go to for one of the drinks at countless parties is beyond me.

As someone who loves the show and has become curious to try the sauce, I am pleased by this news. Things that make me happy feel like they’re in short supply these days while everything in the world sucks. I understand the actual taste of the sauce will probably be a letdown, but I don’t care. The build-up to…

My name is LPShea, and I publicly state to you, to Hample, to everyone, that if he pulls that stunt on me, I will punch him in the dick.

WIthout that phantom personal foul on dallas’s first drive and 3 regular old fashion extra points the pack gets 7 more.

He looks like he showers fully dressed.

Maybe Fuzunga dislike it because the old Gwen was like Yu-Gi-Oh and the new is like Magic The Gathering.

Haha, yeah I can draw you a kick ass smiley face if you want. 😊 😊 😊

Like a gallon of spoiled milk that can smell itself.