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Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways

The absolute best part of the update is that Barstool’s El Dipshit immediately wrote a post claiming Deadspin had it out for Barstool. Fuck that guy in his ear

THEY MADE A NEO GEO GOLF GAME?!?! I’m in love

My friends told me I was being crazy by telling third dates that I didn’t want kids. I thought that was long enough to start being honest, but short enough to allow the other party to get out without a lot of emotional investment.

Peak Derrick Rose will forever be one of my favorite NBA players of all time. His MVP season (as undeserved as it may have been) was one of the most gratifying seasons to watch as a Bulls fan

Holy SHIT did you miss the point of the Prestige. The “twist” is that the magic trick creates an entirely new Hugh Jackman EVERY TIME. In other words, he doesn’t know when he goes into the trick whether he’s about to die.

Damn, he was an amazing character actor. His role on Justified kicked MUCH ass

For Kevin Pang’s next trick, he’ll make your interest in his section of Last Call . . . DISAPPEAR!

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Even THAT is better than me. I think it took me ~6 months of semi-regular playing to get through Witcher 3 and its DLC

He’s got bars, but yeah. Eesh

“a full-sized game every two weeks” jesus that’s ambitious. Modern day games take me MONTHS to finish, not weeks

A. I’d argue his best play ever was against the Steelers. He made it rain in that damn game

The Firewatch theme has been my desktop for like 6-8 months. Mellow music that doesn’t drone on, and the scene is a a sunset/sunrise that changes depending on the time of day, and it’s nearly always pretty to look at. I honestly can’t foresee changing it; it’s very appealing

You’re fucking deluded

I’m not even a Gran Turismo fan, but GT VR is ALLURING

I’m not even a DBZ fan by any stretch, and I’m fucking amped for this. It looks frankly incredible

Sure Sully, it’s purely coincidence that the Pats’ RBs never put the ball on the ground all season. It’s also purely coincidence that the Pats fired those equipment managers IMMEDIATELY even though, as you say, nothing was wrong. Totally makes sense that the Pats, one of the NFL’s biggest and most important

What in fuck does that have to do with OP saying Simmons knows “distance”

Legitimately can’t tell if you’re serious or stupid. Bill Simmons: the man who wrote an article composed entirely of opinions to refute a scrupulously sourced article on the Patriots