Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Every time I see it I get sick. It’s such a design mess. I look at it and just skip it completely.

battletoads

I love this group shot of the Justice League:

... it’s so bad.

Mario is a monster, he takes over your hand Evil Dead Style to make you play “Stop Hitting Yourself”

But did either of them break out the Power Glove?

Cynthia Nixon had signed on for a third helping of this turdfest while she’s deciding whether or not to run for governor of New York? I’d need to see the receipts on Cattrall being the only one not interested in this.

Get me out of here, send help

I just watched this and was thinking where could I talk about this. The Root to the rescue.

I would think James Woods has made himself unemployable, so it may be a moot point for him to retire.

Wait. You mean Cocaine Addict James Woods?

I’ll be disappointed if they don’t get Brendon Small for vocals on at least ONE song...

Ozymandias is still at large as the world’s police authorities desperately hunt for him in hopes of bringing him to justice for his crimes.

I’m really not sure. I usually try to bump people out of the grays here, because it seems like the few male commenters I find particularly...objectionable...arein the black while some really good women commenters languish in the grays. As for the Root, I’m usually embarrassed by my fellow white people. I comment…

Lindy’s resilience, strength, and tremendous writing are aspirational.

Buddy Holly has such a wholesome nerd image, I can’t even imagine him having sex in general, let alone a threesome with Little Richard.

I’ve never understood the opposition to birth control. I mean, I understand it on the macro “white men want control over women’s bodies and basically anything and everything”, but...wait...that’s the only reason, isn’t it?

This would have never passed my eyes! Who edited this? Who approved this? Where’s Genetta?!