Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Every time I see it I get sick. It’s such a design mess. I look at it and just skip it completely.

battletoads

... it’s so bad.

Mario is a monster, he takes over your hand Evil Dead Style to make you play “Stop Hitting Yourself”

But did either of them break out the Power Glove?

Cynthia Nixon had signed on for a third helping of this turdfest while she’s deciding whether or not to run for governor of New York? I’d need to see the receipts on Cattrall being the only one not interested in this.

Get me out of here, send help

I just watched this and was thinking where could I talk about this. The Root to the rescue.

I would think James Woods has made himself unemployable, so it may be a moot point for him to retire.

Wait. You mean Cocaine Addict James Woods?

Ugh I hate this, the Murcielago seemed to fit his character, was Italian for “bat”, had the stealth angled look of The Dark Knight’s Batmobile... this just seems like product placement in comparison. The Rolls Royce worked so well too, Bruce Wayne being stupid wealthy, from old money, driving to an enormous estate...…

I’m really not sure. I usually try to bump people out of the grays here, because it seems like the few male commenters I find particularly...objectionable...arein the black while some really good women commenters languish in the grays. As for the Root, I’m usually embarrassed by my fellow white people. I comment…

Torch, I love the fact that *you* posted this.

Lindy’s resilience, strength, and tremendous writing are aspirational.

Buddy Holly has such a wholesome nerd image, I can’t even imagine him having sex in general, let alone a threesome with Little Richard.

I’ve never understood the opposition to birth control. I mean, I understand it on the macro “white men want control over women’s bodies and basically anything and everything”, but...wait...that’s the only reason, isn’t it?

I have always thought she has such fantastic eyes.

This would have never passed my eyes! Who edited this? Who approved this? Where’s Genetta?!