Enjoy it while it lasts. Peyton was all-world his second to last season. Despite his diminished arm strength, his experience and football IQ overcame that. Until it didn’t. The end came fast.

I legit just wrote that down to make for my peeps. I’m vegetarian and it still sounds good.

Clearly you’re not a person who eats tuna salad. Mayo is necessary for this. Granted, it doesn’t need a lot of mayo, because mayo is revolting but you can’t have dry tuna fish; that’s just wrong.

When he read over the final draft of the contract, Jurich could only think of one word: YUM!

Just go ‘all in’ and cut to the chase; give us the Abbott and Costello reboot we all know they’re eventually going to get around to!

If I HAVE to use mayo, it’s getting mixed with something. Mustard. Sprinkles of Adobo seasoning. I see its moisture benefits, but it’s gross on its own.

Our tears are free fallin’? OUR... TEARS... are free...FALLIN’?!?!?!?

my boss is former marine and LAPD who can’t let go of the good ol’ days. he sent out a company wide email on the “disrespectful” nfl players (coincidentally a day before 45's statements). i wear my Kap jersey to work every casual Friday and on days i feel the spirit move me, i wear my schools not prisons shirt.

What did Mariota do? Plus it’s already too late for him to be one of the biggest busts of all time. He’s still the starter 3 years later with way better stats than Ryan Leaf and Jamarcus Russel.

One is made by a company called Honda, and the other one is made by a company called Toyota.

Hey guys, so since there was already a breach, why don’t you just give us the information we need on these specific taxpayers, so we don’t have to go around blindly finding them, and here is some money while we’re at it.

Uncle Sam needs his hands in the cookie jar without a lid or a nanny alarm.

Why are you worried about a player’s health and safety when there are still players out there disrespecting the flag in some vague fashion?

And thestrip layout is so messy! I can’t tell what direction they want my eyes to go half the time.

Newton should send his game check to Gilmore for that mind-bogglingly idiotic penalty Gilmore committed on a play where Newton was sacked and they’d have to punt the ball to Brady with the score tied and 2 minutes left in the game. Instead, 5 yards, automatic first down, GW drive extended.

That is really cool information.

Not that blindness stops him,

Sarcasm?

His message in the past 5-10 years has been more like “I fought through the system designed to destroy us and it was hard as fuck but I did it and so can you” but it’s ok if you think he’s still putting out Big Pimpin’.

Yikes, the glare from that coach. He looks pretty mad, too.

Are we at the point where we can admit that Family Matters was garbage? Or at least that it got progressively more garbage as it focused more and more attention on Urkel’s hijinks, to the point where it almost became a parody of itself?