Minutes later…dude could only dream…

I’m shocked that all of the premature ejaculation jokes came so quickly.

*releases statement*

*$50,000 out of at least a million

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

About 20 years ago my car got totaled in an accident and had to get towed from the scene. When I asked the driver for some sort of receipt for the contents of the vehicle he said it wasn’t necessary since everything was going to be safely locked away at their lot. This wasn’t good enough for me so I went and…

I miss the Cardinals posts after losses. Deadspin had a good thing going there.

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

I’m actually surprised that Joe DiMaggio didn’t purchase that crypt, given that he had flowers delivered to her three times a week for twenty years.

I saw a white guy explain that the movement had evolved past Kapernick and that now it was about all injustice and many issues and I was like, “No. It hasn’t and it’s not. Stop trying to take it. It’s not yours.” I’m still mad about it.

“In some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there;

Once dangerous people abuse that right, they should never be allowed firearms again.

maybe they can grow the fuck up and ignore something simple like that?

I so completely agree with you that it hurts; I’m so angry that the one lone individual who had the cojones to do it by himself and be blackballed/listed by everyone (including his ‘mother’) and who now can’t get a team to let him play for what he’s worth was left off this cover and now they’re trying to whitewash him…

Speaking of mechanics, I actually enjoy Capcom going out of their way into preventing Bullet Hell with the new projectile reflect mechanic.
They should just call it “no Chris G”, who is likely very pissed that Capcom singled him out like that.

Is there a future where he does? He’s completely insulated from any consequences of his actions given that his father-in-law is the President. Even if he was convicted, which is unlikely, Trump would just pardon him.

I personally don’t understand how any veteran could reasonably take someone kneeling for the anthem or flag as a sign of disrespect, it just doesn’t make any sense to me at all.

Stupid fan: “I am burning this jersey for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with football, because I am a smart person with good opinions.”

Okay, yeah, yeah, you go girl and all that...but can we discuss how Jerry Jones found himself on the ground like that?! Did his employees threaten to beat his ass or something?

I don’t. I don’t pity fucking shit. Bye boys, eat a bag of dicks.