It’s simple: this person just wanted to write the 3rd paragraph. Just needed a soft opening. It’s like the 3rd verse in the national anthem. Just needed a soft opening...

It would have been a lot more powerful if he hadn’t been shitting on Colin Kaep all this time. That being said I agree that he’s allowed a change of heart. I just hope he follows through and doesn’t pivot back when it’s convenient.

LeBron’s tweet was the most beautiful thing I’ve read today.

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

If you are going to fire somebody have the balls to do it yourself.

“Hey, you should come hang out”

“We saw how carefully Nintendo managed their characters, so we teamed up with Hooters.” - Sega logic

So I guess now Sega does what Nintendoes

Iggy and Klay*

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

I would love to have seen that runway show and I will always heart the Nineties Supers. Rawr!

Welp, time to go Offline Mode to preserve this exploit.

We are all General Kelly.

As soon as he began his “Trump 2020" rallies, it was clear that they were staged to raise legal defense funding. It will be interesting to see who the actual beneficiaries of these funds will be. If past is prologue, watch Trump keep it all as his enablers all run away from this White House.

But you Brits also say “pasta” with a flat a, and it always sounds ridiculous.

Can we also call attention to this ding-dongs actually writing out “3 a.m. in the morning”?

I looked up some other photos of this guy and he still looks like a dipshit even when his eyes are open.

Capcom gave y’all knockoff Fabergé eggs. Y’all got them Farbajay eggs

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”