I don’t see how this is unfortunate. A hot goalie is exciting to watch

I’m honestly sputtering that you think the NBA playoffs is “good” because we get ONE good series in the very last round. We’ve had two months of shitty games, played by teams in holding patterns.

You’d need to stash it in your sock or something just in case

Yeah, I was wondering how that passes a safety inspection. A really light crumple could strand you in that thing. Does it get grandfathered in?

I’ve been rooting for a Preds-[Canadian team x] Finals since they rolled my Blackhawks. Hoping Ottawa can close it out

“If he is serious about being a role model, I feel like it would have been in his best interest to show his contrition to the world”

He was insanely hard on Dusty, along with the rest of the city. Stoney’s the best, and I miss having him on my TV

This is correct

“If there were no salary cap and no max contracts, some teams would undoubtedly spend more, and then all teams would have to spend more, increasing both the potential risk and reward of building a team.”

The sky is blue, water is wet, and Rockstar will never meet their original timetable. Not complaining though; their quality is so consistently high that a delay to tighten it up is FINE

I’ve been saying this since the campaign, but I’m about 80% certain he’s got Alzheimer’s

I’ll definitely grant you some of those points (I’ve got some serious open-world fatigue going on right now), but Ubi also blessed us with Rayman Legends, one of the most flat-out delightful games I’ve ever played. I’ve nearly 100%ed it, and I still keep coming back for the great music and animation.

Why do you have an anti-Ubi policy?

You forgot the absolutely awful looking boxing gloves

I honestly thought that was just a weird picture of Paul Hollywood, not Taylor whateverhisnameis. What a bizarre connection to make

Ted Danson should have won an Emmy for the prostate cancer subplot. He was INCREDIBLE as George during that time period

I was going to say that the dunk tank should be filled with hot crude oil, but this is even MORE diabolical

You’re really bad at trolling

You know, I always thought Reali was a bit of a turd, but good on him for being upfront about his struggles like this

Dude, I don’t what to tell you, besides that you’re living in a box. Farmers’ accents are crazy different, even between areas in Michigan. I used to live on a farm and our neighbors sounded absolutely nothing like the people I met in the Yoop.