Classic

Have you ever even been up there? Their farmers’ accents are PRONOUNCED

Haha, that’s in Indiana. If I’m thinking of the right place, it’s on the Indy-Chicago route.

Uhhhhhh nope. The Yooper accent is Minnesota-lite

So in other words, the most obvious fucking place imaginable. Jesus, one big headslap moment. Thanks!

That whole Cincy-Indiana corridor is some of the most redneck territory I’ve ever seen. I was legitimately surprised when I found out that Indiana has more Jesus billboards than anywhere else in the country.

You have us confused with the South and Appalachia

This is the correct definition

The Yooper accent is real

I have a pretty low opinion of Uber in general, but I’m not too pissed off about them trying to keep it private. Like you said, they’ve had a bad year already so they’re just trying to keep their no-doubt-numerous shitty deeds from affecting their bottom line even more.

I keep wanting to cut him some slack on his reviews, but they’re UNIFORMLY effusive, and then JV shit like this comes up

+1 for Stitches gif

Thanks, internet stranger. No joke, it made me feel good

I’m just dying that they called it “Fox News Specialists”. It feels like a joke suggestion by one of the producers that actually got picked up

Nailed it. It’s basically an HBS case study from like fifteen years ago

Thanks for these examples. Scanning them VERY quickly, it looks like Scalia was more interested in how the cases in question were affected by very basic Constitutional rights as opposed to what existing law indicated. In those (VERY SPECIFIC) situations, he hewed closer to (basically prehistoric) law, as opposed to…

That’s interesting, I wasn’t aware of that. Do you have examples of his opinions on such cases?

Damn, don’t know how I could forget that. I was working at a restaurant when we found out, and the managers grabbed some top shelf bourbon and poured one for everyone at the bar including staff. It was great

I’m going to tell you from some experience, people considering suicide don’t give a shit about the resources available

I wasn’t alive for the first three, and, I mean, if we’re talking about fictional characters, that’s a whole other list.