You know, I hear a lot about how he was a brilliant jurist, but I’ve read some of his supposedly-brilliant opinions and they’re A. sometimes contradictory to prior decisions, and B. don’t show a great depth of knowledge about the constitution or existing law. Now, I’ll freely admit these might have been cherry-picked…

FACTS

I won’t celebrate his death, but I’ll be happy

Wow, it’s almost like two different people can have two completely different opinions and experiences. Get fucked forever

All goalies, in every sport, are complete headcases

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

It sure as fuck helps though

That’s better than me; I straight up second-guess the opinions of people who watch it fanatically

The Big Bang Theory is one of those shows that is incredibly popular, yet I can’t find anyone in the so-called “coveted demographic” that actually watches it. The only people I know who watch it regularly are my girlfriend’s parents and one of my aunts, who (coincidentally, I’m sure) lives in a microscopic town

Scalia and Ailes are two of the very few people whose deaths I am unabashedly happy about. The world is a better place without them.

REALLY wish Chobani had mandated that he apologize on his show. That would have been a great knife twist

This whole playoffs is the NBA’s worst nightmare, where there’s one dominant team in each conference that shrugs away all the competition before the Finals. They need to do something to try and approach parity, but what can you do when your stars willingly take less money to win a ring?

Get fucked, idiot

I would go so far as to call Down on the Upside incredibly underappreciated. It really built on and expanded their whole “desert rock” sound and had some legit earworms to boot. This sucks

Just continuing that stupidity, I see. There’s no point to putting a hashtag here, and who the fuck is Syan Adams?

Your husband is nuts, but I get his point. For me, I’m saving it for when I need a good cheering up AND feel like getting super introspective. The fact that he’s so upfront about his mental issues makes him INCREDIBLY relatable for me, and gives me things to think about in my life.

He’s got a TON of priceless cameos; like in Broad City and that one actually funny episode of The Characters on Netflix

Agreed. They’re the people Fox News goes after; uptight turds who wouldn’t know a joke if it slapped them in the face with its own dick

Same. The show should have been called Square and Meathead

No joke, I’m saving it for a special occasion. Just hoarding it like a squirrel